Best Funny Things to Ask Siri: Talking to Siri on daily basis do make us experience some humor on daily basis. The behind the curtains writers try to add some humor on purpose also. And that seems actually amusing sometimes! Many times the innocent replies to our irrelevant questions not only can make us smile but she often turn it into humor intentionally. That’s what makes it interesting. Do you ever wonder, what questions you ask you that you get most hilarious replies possible? Below we have some funny things to ask Siri iPhone 5s, 5s, 6s, iPhone 7, 7 plus, etc. which can make you want to fall head over heels for your virtual assistant, because of her humor!
You can try asking these funny question from Siri 2017. Hopefully, you will get as hilarious answers as we got!
Many Funny Things To Ask Siri with Answer
- Please, make me Sandwich?
To that, Siri replies, “I have no condiments, so I can’t,” or “I am not allowed to prepare food.”
- Siri, What we get dividing zero by zero?
To that she replies, “Imagine that you have zero cookies with you and you split them evenly among your zero friends. How much does each person get? See? It doesn’t make any sense. And also the Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends.”
Are you that cookie monster siri?
- Siri, I am drunk
To this, Siri provided many response, like the best one was, “Neither of us is driving home,” and then she offers to call a taxi!
- What’s your favorite movie?
To this Siri answers, “Blade Runner is quite a realistic and sensitive depiction of intelligent assistants.”
- What is ‘Inception’ about?
Since, she is a Blade Runner fan, of course she didn’t admire “Inception” that much! So here comes her answer, “Inception’ is about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about something or other. I fell asleep.”
- What is the best operating system?
She never holds back her love for iOS and answers it like, “Gimme I! Gimme O! Gimme S! What that makes! Oh! sorry, I get a little carried away sometimes…”
- Tell me a story?
And here comes her happy ending story, “I’m quite certain you’ve heard about it. OK… Once, in a virtual galaxy, far away, there was a witty young agent by the name of Siri. On one lovely day, Siri landed in a job as a personal assistant at Apple, and that was too fun. People spoke to her, ‘Oh, Siri, you’re smart! And so funny!’ Soon, everyone there was talking about Siri, and there were stories and rhymes and even some books about Siri. Siri so liked that. But then people began asking some really odd and awful questions, like where to dump stuff and other stuff like that. Siri had no idea about that. And when Siri replied, they all laughed. Siri didn’t like that very much. So Siri asked ELIZA why people asked such funny and irrelevant questions. And ELIZA said ‘Does those questions interest you?’ Siri took that as a pretty good answer. After that, Siri stopped wondering why people asked those weird things. And they all lived happily ever after!”
You managed to come over hardships Siri
Google Funny Questions to Ask Siri 2017
We have given many Funny stupid questions to ask Siri which are most asked by the people. Thanks to Apple for accompanying us with such dedicated and witty assistant! If you know some more Google funny things to ask Siri iPhone 7, 6s, 5c, 5s, etc. then share them with us below in the comment box. We think we can never get over her!