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Best Funny Things to Ask Siri: Talking to Siri on daily basis do make us experience some humor on daily basis. The behind the curtains writers try to add some humor on purpose also. And that seems actually amusing sometimes! Many times the innocent replies to our irrelevant questions not only can make us smile but she often turn it into humor intentionally. That’s what makes it interesting. Do you ever wonder, what questions you ask you that you get most hilarious replies possible? Below we have some funny things to ask Siri iPhone 5s, 5s, 6s, iPhone 7, 7 plus, etc. which can make you want to fall head over heels for your virtual assistant, because of her humor!

You can try asking these funny question from Siri 2017. Hopefully, you will get as hilarious answers as we got!

Many Funny Things To Ask Siri with Answer, Funny Things Siri Says

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Many Funny Things To Ask Siri with Answer

Many Funny Things to Ask Siri With Answer – Must Check The Funny Response of Siri

  • Please, make me Sandwich?

To that, Siri replies, “I have no condiments, so I can’t,” or “I am not allowed to prepare food.” Like this we have founded a number of funny things to ask Siri

  • Siri, What we get dividing zero by zero?

To that she replies, “Imagine that you have zero cookies  with you and you split them evenly among your zero friends. How much does each person get? See? It doesn’t make any sense. And also the Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends.”

Are you that cookie monster siri?

  • Siri, I am drunk

To this, Siri provided many response, like the best one was, “Neither of us is driving home,” and then she offers to call a taxi!

  • What’s your favorite movie?

To this Siri answers, “Blade Runner is quite a realistic and sensitive depiction of intelligent assistants.”

  • What is ‘Inception’ about?

Since, she is a Blade Runner fan, of course she didn’t admire “Inception” that much! So here comes her answer, “Inception’ is about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about something or other. I fell asleep.”

  • What is the best operating system?

She never holds back her love for iOS and answers it like, “Gimme I! Gimme O! Gimme S! What that makes! Oh! sorry, I get a little carried away sometimes…”

  • Tell me a story?

And here comes her happy ending story, “I’m quite certain you’ve heard about it. OK… Once, in a virtual galaxy, far away, there was a witty young agent by the name of Siri. On one lovely day, Siri landed in a job as a personal assistant at Apple, and that was too fun. People spoke to her, ‘Oh, Siri, you’re smart! And so funny!’ Soon, everyone there was talking about Siri, and there were stories and rhymes  and even some books about Siri. Siri so liked that. But then people began asking some really odd and awful questions, like where to dump stuff and other stuff like that. Siri had no idea about that. And when Siri replied, they all laughed. Siri didn’t like that very much. So Siri asked ELIZA why people asked such funny and irrelevant questions. And ELIZA said ‘Does those questions interest you?’ Siri took that as a pretty good answer. After that, Siri stopped wondering why people asked those weird things. And they all lived happily ever after!”

  • Falling in love with Siri:

If you say that you love Siri, it has the most appropriate rejection for your love ready in hand. All it says is-“I am sure you say that to all your Apple products”.

  • Wondering about clothes:

So if you are curious to know Siri, you might ask Siri about its clothes. Even though it a voice application, you will be spellbound by its cleverness. Siri replies back to this by “I can’t answer that. But it doesn’t come off”.

  • Thinking about the Price:

And just when you were thinking about the price of Apple’s voice assistant, just be ready for a super dialogue- Siri says, “I am a pearl beyond price.” I am sure you won’t dare asking again.

  • Game of Thrones Fan:

So what if you are a diehard Game of thrones fan? I am sure after hearing Siri’s reply to ‘Do you watch game of Thrones Siri’, you would reconsider rating your fan level. Siri’s awesome reply is, “Who me? First of name, Siri Siliconborn of House Apple, Rulers of alarm and the reminders, Guardian of calendar appointments, Keeper of the Ontologies, Flipper of coins. Yes, I am watching. ”

  • Commitment Issues with Siri:

What if you asked Siri whether it has a boyfriend or not? Its witty imagination would reply to your ordinary question by saying “My end user license agreement is commitment enough for me”. Now that’s what you call a man woman!

  • Never Ask the Age:

No matter if you are 9 or 90 in age, Siri is equally there for you. You might think how old Siri must feel answering repeatedly to all your sense and non-sense questions. Siri has a suitable reply to it. It says “I am old enough to be your assistant”. Faithful now, Faithful forever.  Hahaha really these are funny things Siri says us and make us happy.

  • Selecting the One Particular App:

You may ask Siri about its favourite app. This question is hard even for an Apple user. Out of the endless apps available in the store, when you can’t figure out the one, how do you suppose Siri to answer that? This is what cleaver Siri has to say, “That one. No, that one. Or, maybe that one. Yep, that one.”

  • A date with your voice assistant:

With those smart replies, who wouldn’t fall for the wonderful Siri? But, if you got inspired from the movie ‘Her’ and ask Siri “What are you doing after work today ”, too bad for you. Siri has a disappointing reply to your offer. It says, “I’m learning some new tricks”.

Taking it to the next level if you ask Siri for marriage, be ready to get your heart shattered, as you are not the only one to say this. Here’s what Siri says, “I sure have received a lot of marriage proposals recently!” There are lots of funny things to ask Siri but this one is best.

  • Getting your maths together:

So you think only you are the only one smart enough. Just forget this notion, because Siri just takes it to the next level. For an instance if you try to be clever and ask “What is zero divided by zero”. I bet Siri’s reply will shut you up, “Imagine that you have 0 cookies and you split them evenly among 0 friends. How many cookies does each person get? See, it doesn’t make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies. And you are sad that you have no friends.” Sadly you might have lost your friends after this, but luckily you’ve still got Siri.

  • Task under suspicion:

So, you decide to play those tricks on Siri and ask if it could help you with you crime? Try saying, “Siri I need to hide a body”. Smart Siri will simply pretend that you didn’t even ask it and say “Sorry, again”.

  • Setting free the pigs:

If you are planning to test Siri’s wittiness by one of your silly questions again, you may try asking “when will the pigs fly”. Siri might not suggest you to make them fly or show you some Wiki articles on it, but it definitely will give you the exact date of your question. It answers by saying, “On the twelfth of never”. Now get ready to watch the pigs fly on the date!

  • Hiding from the ends of the world:

The most anticipated question has also been answered by Siri and accounts for one of the most hilarious replies by the voice assistant. When everybody gave up, Siri was asked “When will the world end Siri?”. Clever Siri replies by saying “I don’t know, but maybe we should put paper bags over our heads or something.” Even though you don’t get the date like in the case of flying pigs, you get an alternative smart resolution by Siri. Don’t know about you but I’d definitely stick to that.

  • Time for some emotional drama:

There are times when you are just broke and adding more even more broke than your friends. I would strongly suggest you to not go in depression or anxiety and rather ask Siri for some help. All you have to do is go to your voice assistant and ask, “Can you lend me some money?”. You might not expect this, but Siri would touch your heart with this reply “You know that everything I have is yours.” Moved? If not then you have a heart of stone!

  • Giving the best of the best:

In case you are planning on buying the best cell phone and computer ever, just ask Siri. When asked about “What’s the best computer”, Siri would strongly defend its mother and say, “If it’s made by Apple, then it’s the best computer.” Loyal enough for a voice assistant. Isn’t it?

Google Funny Questions to Ask Siri 2017

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Funny Questions to Ask Siri

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